2009 awards

Jes Barbery - The most pimped wheels

Sid Horman - The Mark Thatcher award for the most indirect route. Devon to Jersey via Scotland and the Gambia

Lisa Pawsey - The club's best mowie

Bob Elsdon - The Tommy Cooper award for being the club's joker in the pack

John Mills - The most qualified to ride, being advanced in riding skills not just in age

Lyn Watts - For having the largest bike to the smallest bottom ratio

Paul Hutchinson - The member least likely to make the ride out on the morning after

Ben Prince - For having the most active sperm in the club

Dave Haywood - The member with the silkiest hair. Because you are worth it